Headless smartman

Long, long ago, there was an old man who thought he knew everything but he didn't. He thought he was the center of the earth and everyone he met had to warship him. One day, he went to the creek to go fishing he did have the best fishing method because he caught 50 fish with his hand in 2 hours. He started walking farther down the river when he saw an alligator. He didn't know what it was so it surprised he he thought he could try to get rid of it before anyone could see it and figure out he doesn't know everything. When he went to go pick  up the alligator it bit of his head. The old man walked home with no head everyone laughed at him, he died of humiliation.

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