Headless smartman

Long, long ago, there was an old man who thought he knew everything but he didn't. He thought he was the center of the earth and everyone he met had to warship him. One day, he went to the creek to go fishing he did have the best fishing method because he caught 50 fish with his hand in 2 hours. He started walking farther down the river when he saw an alligator. He didn't know what it was so it surprised he he thought he could try to get rid of it before anyone could see it and figure out he doesn't know everything. When he went to go pick  up the alligator it bit of his head. The old man walked home with no head everyone laughed at him, he died of humiliation.

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My Three Cats

My cat is very strange. He eats his food and drinks his water. He lays down and stands up whenever he feels like it. He is lucky because he can puke where ever he wants and wont get in trouble. When he uses the restroom he doesn't he have to open or close a door. My cat is cute because he is fat; fat cats are cute. My other cat eats a lot, maybe to much because she is really fat. My third cat can jump 6 feet tall.  I love my cats they are all cute.

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Pangaea

If suddenly all the continents came back together a series of earthquakes and tsunamis. Would happen and destroy city and towns. Eventually all the building would fall and turn into rummage. If the continents were slowly moving together and no damage is caused then the worlds temperature would change and the world trade would be easier. Also a lot more wars would happen but probably a lot less nuclear wars.

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Tyler in the woods

Tyler was walking in the woods on a windy night. He felt like someone was following him he thought he heard whispers but wasn't sure. He kept walking in the woods; he just liked the woods. He has never walked in them at night, but he kept walking he didn't realize that he has never walked as far as he did. He stopped to sit down when he saw something a person, a shadow, a ghost. Tyler got scared and kept running until his friend appeared wright in front of him. He was startled at first but realized it was Jeff. Jeff did not say anything but Tyler kept talking when Tyler turned around to look behind him Jeff was sitting there two of his best friends standing write in front and behind him. Tyler got scared and confused until the two Jeff ate Tyler to death.

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Red Hot Devil Bull

This is the Red Hot Devil Bull. It weighs 34.6 pounds and is the hottest thing on earth. It is the worlds biggest buffalo wing. It has never been attempted to be eaten. It could feed up to 10 adults and 20 kids it also will burn you insides just from smelling it.

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What I know about 9/11

What I know about September, 11 is 13 years ago terrorist hijacked and crashed two planes into the twin towers. I know many people died and many people gave their lives to help people survive. I know that to many people have their opinions on what happened that day but most think it was Osama Ben Laden.

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The House

Once there was a house at the end of the woods, it was very taboo and no one ever has thought about stepping in the house. Some say a family of canibles lived in the house others say it was a bunch of witches no one really knew the story about the house. Thomas a boy who lived on the other side of the woods was in the woods hunting for wild game, when he stumbled the part of the woods that was forbidden. He saw a buck that he had to kill to bring back to his family. He followed the buck into the house. Thomas was never seen again.

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